Rib cracking joke.


When oyibo people describe a location, they
simply say,
"The place is about a mile and a half, north-west
or 300
metres away from Greenville park." You actually
know
where you're going.
.
But in Naija, our house numbering system can't
be trusted.
You may find house number 43 in between house
number 5 and 6. Moreover, we know nothing
about
miles and metres.
So when some of you want to describe your
location,
you'll be like, "If you reach Mbonu crescent, you
will see one big
gutter. Jump the gutter and corner left.
Do as if you're going right but be cornering left
small
small.
Be going down down... straaaaaight!
Until you will see one place they're selling akamu
in front of one Redeemed church; opposite where
they
used to throwey dustbin. Just stand there and
flash me.
I will come outside and pick u."
#naija_i_tireoo !!



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