Top 5 best funny nigeria jokes [read]

 Here are five best Nigerian jokes that never did go mainstream, but have always guaranteed laughter in all who did hear.

 

1.The Sacrifice

One day, four men went up to a mountain to give a sacrifice to their god. They were a Nigerian, a Chinese, an Indian, and an English man.
Chinese man: “this is for my people”. and he jumped down the mountain.
Indian man: “this is for my people” and he jumped down.
When it was the Nigerian’s turn, he says: “this is for my people” and he pushes the English man down the mountain.


2. Next question

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going home now

3.Akpos escapes from psychiatric hospital

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone, the following conversation ensued;
Akpos: Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?
Receptionist: Just a minute sir hold on let me check.
A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; “There is no one sir.”
Akpos exclaimed; “Wow! Okay my dear.”
The Receptionist responded; “But why did you ask sir?.”
Akpos replied; “I want to be sure that I’ve escaped.”



4.  A husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is was
surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”
Wife lands him a thunderous slap





5.    Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: which one? the ripe one or the unripe one?

He asks "Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one?"

Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: Teacher  If you fry the ripe one is called  'DODO',
if you fly the unripe one is called  SHIPS'
if you roast it, is called BORLI'
All of them is called plantain,
so which one do you want me to  spell?


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